What is the difference between an Arab and a Jew?
It’s a question you are not allowed to ask in our day and age of politically correct diplomacy.
Even though there are many people in Israel who are white with blue eyes and blond hair, it is not the natural personification of a Jew.
The land was once a kingdom of Bedouins.
If you read the history of the Jewish race and that of the Muslims, you of course immediately find that they have a common father and a total disagreement over the issue of which son of Abraham should have predominance.
It is amazing to me that this rift between the Jews and the Muslims is viewed as a spiritual conflict, since there are so many sexual overtones to the story.
Abraham had Ishmael by Hagar.
Then he had Isaac by his wife, Sarah.
So immediately, the process is tainted by the introduction of the byproduct of genitals.
On top of that, it was decided that the Jews would become different from the Arabs by trimming off the tip of the penis, thus creating the circumcised and the uncircumcised.
So once again, we have a return to focus on the male sexual organ in determining Heavenly approval.
And then it is further complicated by who married who, who screwed who and whether they should have done that indiscretion in the first place.
So I guess the theory of Middle East politics and theology is that it doesn’t matter what you put in front of the grinder as long as your particular favored sausage comes out at the end.
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