Cremains: (n) the ashes of a cremated corpse
She stared down at the container, fighting back tears, and turned quietly and sincerely to the undertaker, motioning with her eyes toward the vessel.
He, trying to anticipate her question, jumped in and said, “Yes. This is your beloved husband.”
Suddenly, surprisingly, while still holding the urn tightly in her hands, she did a little two-step jig with her feet, laughed, and turned to the austere mortician and said, “So, this is all that cremains?”