Antheridium (n.): the sex organ of algae, mosses, ferns and non-flowering plants

The top five pick-up lines by sexually active algae and ferns:

1. My dear, you are looking particularly delicious and slimy.

2. Uh… since we’re both moss, would you like to grow out and see the Rolling Stones?

3. If I could figure out where my sex organs are, let me tell ya’–I’d be jumping your green.

4. Since we’re both algae, would you like to go hang out at a coral reef?

5. Don’t you think it’s neat that algae is making a comeback–but can you believe that people eat it? Not that I wouldn’t want to eat you…

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