Bean: (n) a leguminous plant that bears beans in pods.
Farting is important.
Although we laugh about it and there are even folks who try to avoid it at all costs, it is a sign that we are eating a pretty healthy diet. Once you make a decision to consume broccoli and various forms of beans, your body will produce gas, which will find an exit.
I do believe in God, and one of the reasons I believe is because of the natural humor that exists in life. For instance, the fact that farting is nearly inevitable, sounds hilarious, and then, the topper–it stinks so bad that it can drive people out of a room.
So I must tell you–the God who created us just might favor slapstick humor to cerebral considerations.
So if you eat beans and get all your vitamins and minerals, the by-product will probably be some gas, which will insist on being excreted or exploded, and stinking up the air.
Some people find even the discussion of such a natural process to be distasteful.
There are other folks who think that bathroom humor should be shared freely in the living room.
I am more of a naturalist.
If it’s there, and it’s funny, and it’s part of a good diet … what the hell?
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