Bermuda shorts: (n) casual knee-length short trousers.
For the sake of lingering pieces of vanity, I would like to say that I am completely unfamiliar with Bermuda shorts, but unfortunately, I was around when they hit the shores from Bermuda, and shortly thereafter, basically disappeared.
Let me tell you something about fashion: fashion is the latest trend available to those who basically look good in anything.
If you have a bulge here and there, misshapen space or a cluttered cloister, you are very unlikely to ever be comfortable or attractive in the latest threads.
Such it was with Bermuda shorts.
They were knee-length, usually had some sort of odd print on them, and they left the rest of your leg exposed.
When I tried them on, it appeared that some sausage had seeped out of the bottom of its casing.
Not to mention the fact that no matter how tall you may be, when you are chubby you appear shorter. Bermuda shorts helped to accentuate this dwarfism.
I didn’t wear them a second time.
Matter of fact, I might have been one of the souls instrumental … in mocking them off the fashion runway.