Words from Dic(tionary)
Afoot: (adv.) 1. in preparation or progress, happening or beginning to happen 2. on foot
- It is illegal to sell your kidney, which is located in your own body, but it is perfectly legal to extract human tissue and throw it away through abortion.
Something’s afoot.
- We are constantly complaining about the dullness of our youth while actively discussing the legalization of marijuana, to further dull them.
Something’s afoot.
- We are justifiably enraged over the intransigent nature of politics in this country, as the political parties bring everything to a standstill, while simultaneously waving the flag and insisting on the power of the vote.
Something’s afoot.
- We become teary-eyed and sentimental over our personal families, shrinking our vision of humanity, while people all over the world are being abused, murdered and stifled.
Something’s afoot.
- We praise ourselves for progress in the realm of overcoming bigotry, while continually re-creating the sins of our fathers by generating a new prejudice against a weaker segment of our society.
Something’s afoot.
- We self-righteously discuss the exceptional nature of the American dream and people while settling for mediocre choices, diminished leadership and a rejection of universal excellence.
Again–something’s afoot.
There are two major problems with a foot–if you’re not careful, it either ends up in your mouth or kicking your butt.

