Babysitting would be tolerable, perhaps even pleasurable, if you were actually asked to care for a baby. Taking care of an infant might give you loads of time between diaper changing and bottle giving.
But most people don’t ask you to babysit their infant. No, they want you to take care of children between the ages of two and fourteen, who they know could never be left alone because they’re so out of control.
So as a babysitter, you walk in understanding that you’re at the mercy of the parenting skills of people who are so anxious to get out of the door and away from their sprouts that they barely have time to grant you a courteous greeting.
And of course, the little ones save up their worst antics and lies for the babysitter. Here are some popular ones:
- “No, it’s true. Mom always lets us have 4 cookies right before bed.”
- “We watch R-rated movies with our parents all the time.”
- “My mom and dad don’t discipline me. You’re being mean.”
- “I’m allowed to wrestle with my little brother unless he bleeds or screams.”
Well, you get the idea.
Kids are humans, and therefore much too intelligent to merely be “tended,” but instead, require corralling and sometimes, restraint. So babysitting is an arduous, fearful, cautious and often thankless job.
Because to get the kids and the mom and dad to like you means that you must be lenient enough that the children don’t have a vendetta against you … and the parents do not feel that the destruction in the house warrants you being fired.
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