Brawn: (n) physical strength in contrast to intelligence.
When you’re sixteen years old, basically everything pisses you off.
It seemed to me that if you were nice to a girl, she wanted to be friends. And if you were mean to her, she wanted to have sex.
Trouble was, I just didn’t have the brawn to pull off being the “dark knight of the night.”
So I had a lot of girls who wanted to be my friend. We would talk until I was sexually aroused–and they got sleepy.
I thought surely as time marched on (or crawled, depending on my disposition) that certainly these young ladies would lose their affinity for brawn and start looking for smarts.
And then along came Fifty Shades of Grey.
Even old ladies sat around and drooled over the prospect of being mauled by the stud.
I’m talking violence.
The temptation to desire being “taken” is more alluring to many women than the fulfillment of being included.
So as we speculate on what the next step may be in women’s liberation, well … ladies might just want to free themselves from the predilection to be “over-brawned” by their prospective mate.
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