Chair: (n) separate seat for one person
She whispered to my mother, “Don’t let him sit in that chair. He’s too fat. He might break it.”
I don’t know if I was stunned, mystified, humiliated or defiant, but I went over and sat down in the chair anyway–just to prove that it would embrace me from the bottom up.
It held its ground.
Yet over the years, certain chairs have gone “snap, crackle and pop” when introduced to my backside. So I hbave developed the mystical ability to peer at a piece of furniture, determining its width and sturdiness. I avoid bargain-basement furniture, realizing that it’s only suited for an anorexic market.
Chairs are problematic when you’re large.
Large is problematic because you’re always looking for a chair.
Aye–there’s the rub.
So even though I have encountered tens of thousands of seating units on my journey, many had to be rejected by my prejudice toward their outward appearance.