Clarinet: (n) a woodwind instrument with a single-reed mouthpiece
It didn’t take me long to learn to hate the clarinet.
It’s one of those instruments that has to be played perfectly, and even when it is, one’s listening toleration is abbreviated.
The famous clarinetist Benny Goodman may be the only person who will ever be remembered fondly for putting the “black licorice stick” in his mouth. Every other person who licked the reed and then tried to blow through the horn has produced varying degrees of misery for the surrounding humans.
I know there may be those who disagree with me. They may even cite a case when their clarinet solo in high school brought their mother to tears. (But are we sure they were tears of joy? People often cry when they’re in pain…)
I think it’s safe to say that even if you find my assessment to be too judgmental, I probably will not find you anytime soon attending a concert advertised, “A Clarinet Chorale.”