Clatter: (n) a continuous rattling sound
It’s a Christmas thing, isn’t it?
You know what I mean. When everybody’s gone to bed and Mom and Dad are awakened: “There arose such a clatter.”
As I look at the definition, I realize how disappointed Santa Claus must have been. The North Pole crew certainly practiced this landing thing on roofs, right? And the goal is to get in and out of the house without waking anyone.
So if the poet is correct and Santa and his reindeer raised “a clatter,” some heads must have rolled on December 26th back up there at the North Pole.
For after all, the job is simple–fly straight, land quietly, take off silently.
But if you’re gonna be landing on roofs raising a clatter, all the mystique about your process is soon going to be gone.
That’s about the only time we ever use this word, right?
If somebody walked in a room and said, “Hey! What’s all the clatter?” we’d probably reply, “Listen, Charles Dickens, leave us alone…”
Or if someone was staying at your house and came down for breakfast and spoke up and said, “I hope I didn’t keep anyone awake last night with all my clatter,” honestly, you might think he’s a serial killer.
So I think this word is singularly supported by a poem which proclaims an action which would never have taken place if Santa’s team had rehearsed just a little bit more.