Colander: (n) a perforated bowl used to strain off liquid
The key is in finding the secret.
For instance, the secret to good lasagna is the cheese blend.
The secret to good pizza is a toss-up between the crust and the sweetness of the sauce.
The secret to good sex is to make sure the woman has an orgasm before the man pursues his.
The secret to spirituality is to read less, be more.
The secret to politics is to tell the truth.
Which brings me to the secret for spaghetti. (You may not see any particular clarity in the path I’ve taken, but here we are.)
The secret to spaghetti is the colander.
Some would insist it is the texture–preferring al dente–but spaghetti can have perfect texture, but still cling to too much water, making the sauce ineffective.
The colander allows you to shake off the extra moisture, which puts the spaghetti on your plate drier and more able to make love with the cheese and tomatoes. Anybody who has ever tried to make spaghetti without a colander always finds that at the bottom of the pan is a whole bunch of liquid that hangs around to steal the taste.
Sometimes I wish I could be thrown into a colander and shaken around–just to get rid of all the extra meaningless residue. Of course, I would never fit into a colander, and the shaking would probably kill me.
So I shall not do that. I promise.
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