Colloquialism: (n) a word or phrase that is not formal, typically one used in ordinary or familiar conversation.
When did “fuck” become a colloquialism?
I apparently was out to dinner, and came back and there it was–all over my answering machine, Internet and television.
Was there a meeting?
Did anyone consider that trivializing such a powerful word was taking away the ability to use it when describing murders, mayhem, evil wars and genocide?
If everything is fucked then nothing is truly fucked, am I right?
If you discover that your hard-boiled egg is really soft-boiled, “fucking” that situation removes the potency to rail against some dictator who murders children.
Some words should not be colloquial. They should be saved up for special occasions when we need to rally with just the right word to rattle the room.
And it’s not just the word “fuck.”
I don’t like it when “sensitivity” is overused. Sensitivity is special. It shouldn’t be used when somebody brings you a second napkin.
And how about love? Yes, the word “love” has become a two-bit whore giving a blow job in an alley, or people explaining that even though they beat their children, they really do “love them.”
What? Did I take a really long nap? Am I Rip-van-Something-or-Other, waking up to the world going insane for no particular reason?
If I say “I love you” I want it to mean something.
If I discuss sensitivity, I want you to sense my heart and deep-rooted commitment.
And if I say “fuck,” I damn well want it to be fucked.
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