Crotch: (n) the human body between the legs.
For all those people in the world who think there’s nothing new under the sun, or that all the great inventions have been explored and exposed, I offer to you on this fine day the concept of coming up with an proper name for the region between one’s belly button and upper thigh.
Yes, a name that is not gross, inappropriate or makes little kids giggle.
It is hard to believe that the word “crotch” is probably the most acceptable term for this skin space.
Stop and think about it. You’ve got…
Do you see what I mean? If some ingenious soul would just conjure some pleasant term to share when identifying this area other than the odd phrase, “private parts,” he or she probably would receive eternal gratitude from the world of grownups, teetering between prudishness and naughtiness.