Boo-boo: (n) a minor mistake.
I think maybe you’re a little confused.
It’s understandable since you don’t necessarily know all the rules that have been established by my thinking. Let’s clarify:
You make mistakes. I had a boo-boo.
You are inconsiderate. I just didn’t notice.
You are really late. I was unavoidably delayed in traffic.
You are selfish. I was unaware.
You are a sinner. I am a victim of circumstance.
You are a bigot. I just have more experience with those types of people.
You are a hater. I’m just trying to point out some grievous errors.
You cheat. I misunderstood the directions.
You’re a big, fat flirt. I’m friendly.
You are a religious fanatic. I just know the Bible.
You are a political idiot. I am pulsing the new trends.
You have really bad breath. I had pasta for lunch.
You are getting fat. I am finding my natural body weight.
You are ugly. I have classical features.
You seem to fail at everything you do. I’m looking for my niche.
Now, is this clear? Because I wouldn’t want you to go through the rest of your life confused.
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