Bumptious: (adj) self-assertive or proud to an irritating degree.
It’s a beautiful, bright red fedora with a feather in the band.
So when I feel pimpy, virile, naughty, rambunctious and just overall powerful, I don my pimp lid.
Now you may think it would look ridiculous on a person who’s a little older, but it really doesn’t come to play unless I look in the mirror.
I have found that to be true with lots of things. Sometimes I can even pretend that I’m thirty years old if there’s no reflecting glass nearby. My brain has no problem conjuring the image of my arrogant, overly confident former self.
So anyway, I slip on this particular hat as a way of spitting in the eye of the witch of birthdays, and cursing the demon of achy joints.
It is my bumptious attempt to remain viable in the world that annoyingly continues to ask me if I would like to take advantage of “the senior discount.”