Byzantine: (adj) excessively complicated plan
Comically, that word happens to be “byzantine,” which is basically a convoluted plan to do something that seems to have bizarre ramifications. In other words, something like writing an essay on every word in the dictionary.
It seems to be a deal you make with God, so that when He comes to take you to heaven, you explain, “I can’t go. I’m only on the letter E.”
After all, even a small child of four years would probably not make it through the entire dictionary–to zoology–in his or her lifetime.
A byzantine plot, adventure, or quest is so outlandishly contrived that one would wonder over the sanity of the instigator.
Yeah. That would be me.
See you tomorrow at C.
(That was clever, wasn’t it? “See you at C.”)