Conjugal: (adj) relating to marriage or the relationship of a married couple
I got stuck on a panel, discussing sexuality and marriage.
After a considerable amount of back-and-forth sharing of statistics and anecdotes, the forum deteriorated into a deliberation over whether “two is enough and is six too many?”
How many times per week should a healthy married couple have sex?
Here’s the real answer: married people should have a conjugal visit with one another when they’re horny.
Otherwise, one person is standing at a slight distance pouting, wondering if the other person loves them, since “touchy-feely” hasn’t happened within the past seventy-two hours. Yet there was a time when the two couldn’t keep their hands off each other.
If “horny” does not rule the day on human sexuality, and it isn’t stimulated by the great respect and admiration you feel for your partner, and how you kind of feel like a conqueror, to be able to ravage this extremely talented individual, then you will be setting up a schedule to take vitamins.
And as in the case of taking vitamins, you will decide that you do feel a little better since you started swallowing your medicine.
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