Autograph: (n) a signature, especially that of a celebrity written as a memento for an admirer.
Life is an elevator.
The same blessing that takes you up is the shaft that brings you down. It all depends on the buttons you push.
I learn this all the time.
Having authored a number of books, I often have people asking for my autograph. It is a very kind gesture.
I never get tired of the jolt of joy that comes into my soul, realizing that someone has first of all treasured my writings enough to purchase them, but also wants me to put my name on them.
I even practiced my signature to make sure that it looked “authorian” and had a certain flair that exuded eccentricity.
So one day, having some time on my hands, I perused the Internet, seeking out information on my name and the books I had written.
I was drawn to this website where used books were offered at reduced rates. I discovered that many of my volumes were available–and almost every one of them advertised that it was “signed by the author,” supposedly thus giving it some extra clout.
But to my great dismay, many of these copies I had signed had been discounted even from their original reduced rate–down so low that one of my books was being offered for 59 cents.
So not only was my original work and inspiration diminished in value, but apparently by adding my signature to the equation, no greater wealth was calculated.
It made me realize that I had better enjoy the elevator of autographing when it’s going up.
Because eventually it will come back down…into the bargain bin.
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