I have two thoughts that come to my mind when I consider banana: one is a sensation of flavor and the other is a source of inadequacy.
First of all, a banana is a tricky fruit because when it’s not quite ripe, it tastes kind of “green” but is very high in potassium. When it actually begins to rot and has the banana flavor we’re accustomed to, it is high in sugar and you might as well be eating a candy bar.
I like bananas.
However, I do have memories from high school, of sitting at a lunch table with friends, eating a banana and having them all giggle, because in their adolescent minds, it conjured the image of a penis.
Now, here’s where the inadequacy comes in: I’ve never seen or eaten a banana that is actually the size of a man’s penis.
It’s another elaborate ruse from the male of the species, contending that his particular endowment is enriched beyond reality.
Every time I look at a banana and consider myself, I quickly shake my head, hoping to rid my brain of the unnecessary comparison.
Now I know this is childish, and I also realize it’s foolish to watch a beautiful woman at a distance eating a banana, and have unclean thoughts come into your head.
But I am not going to be dishonest with you after all these months of writing and pretend that “a banana is just a banana.”
No–a banana has transforming powers, both in nutrition … and in naughty thoughts.
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