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Dead Bury the Dead, Let the

Jun25

Dead bury the dead: A reply of Jesus when a new disciple of his asked for time to bury his father.

Jesus of Nazareth still remains one of the top three quotable dudes of all time.

It’s because he was unpredictable.

Religion has come along and tried to smooth out his edges, trimmed his beard, lightened his hair and softened his skin features—but if you caught him in his natural habitat on any given day, it would not have been easy to guess exactly what he was going to say, nor what he was going to do.

The reason for this is quite clear to me.

It’s not because he was a maniac minister, nor a confused Jew.

It’s just that the variety of things thrown his way by the diverse nationalities that had converged on Mesopotamia at that time required specific answers which didn’t necessarily run in a theme.

When asked about the Roman Empire, he suggested it was good to give them their due and not try to kick up dirt over meaningless subjects.

When queried about Abraham, who the Jews considered to be their father, Jesus threw off, “God can make children of Abraham out of stones.”

And one day, when a man said he’d like to come and join the Nazarene’s ministry team but he needed to go home and bury his father first, Jesus challenged, “Let the dead bury the dead. You come and follow me.”

Now we could probably spend a whole book discussing what he might have meant by that.

But he certainly was not choosing to be sympathetic to a young man who had lost his father. Rather, he was saying that if you continue to choose anything that comes along which appears to be important over what you know to be essential for your life, you will never get anywhere.

It’s a good lesson.

Some things are just dead.

America seems to be waiting around to either resurrect them or give them a decent burial, but politics, religion, racism, corporate greed and nationalism need to be entombed by those who think they still should be alive.

Folks who know they should be dead should be moving along:

Preparing the way for better things.

 

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Deadbeat

Jun24

Deadbeat: (n) a person who deliberately avoids paying debts; a loafer and sponger

Having arrived at the cream of my milky years, I can truthfully tell you that the greatest advantage I possess in respect to my journey is that I’ve been called almost everything under the sun—and therefore have a living, breathing testimony in my soul as to what it feels like.

Occasionally it was praise.

More often, confusion.

And certainly on occasion, brutality, which was passed off as honesty, which apparently was meant “for my own good.”

But some of my more painful experiences were those times when I was called a deadbeat.

I arrived at this distinction simply by running out of money before I did bills.

Unfortunately, I was a father of children at the time and being a deadbeat served to make me an uncaring papa for my children.

It taught me something powerful.

Sometimes poverty is just a lack of money.

There are poor people who are grifters, criminals and con artists.

There are those without funds who find themselves in that condition because they refuse to work and use all of their initiative coming up with a variety of lies about why it is physically or emotionally impossible for them to do so.

In my situation, I had enough talent to perform a function—as long as I could convince others to allow me the opportunity to step forward and offer my wares.

When I was very young, I was considered too immature to trust.

As I got older, the competition became stiffer.

And then one day, without my knowing, the Earth moved an inch or two and I went from “no damn good” to “pretty damn good.”

Doesn’t sound as if that makes that big a difference.

But whooee—saints be praised!

It pays better.

As soon as I was able to match my talent with my bank account, which made my bill collectors more believing, I was no longer considered a dead beat.

Not much changed inside me during the whole process.

Except I will tell you—it’s a lot easier to come to town when the merchants greet you with a smile, instead of waving a paper over their heads, insisting you are debtor to one and all.

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Curio

Jan7

Curio: (n) any unusual article, object of art, etc., valued as a curiosity.

There’s a certain dollar amount you reach in your bank account when you have enough finance to go out and buy curios.

Up to that point, you are too concerned about electric bills, car payments and the rising cost of Vienna sausages.

Yet when you come to that magic number, whatever it is, you glance around your home and muse, “What’s missing here? Maybe you get an idea, maybe you don’t.

You take off for some establishment that sells curios.

Obviously, I’ve never had an account enough in the black to go to really expensive shops. So I will find myself strolling around an antique shop in some little town that’s probably sophisticated enough to offer you a cup of coffee while you peruse.

What am I looking for?

Something outstanding. Something meaningful. Maybe colorful—for a drab room.

Does it have a story?

Will people notice it? Will people be disgusted?

There are two questions that can be asked of you when someone first sees your curio:

  1. “Where did you get that?”

That’s good—especially if they pursue and ask for directions.

  1. “What made you choose this one over another?”

That’s timid talk. Timid talk is the language we use when we’re trying not to hurt other people, which ends up hurting them more when our real feelings come out because we lied.

This second question means the person doesn’t like your choice but doesn’t want to say so.

It’s all so complicated. Human beings write in drama because they don’t really want to pursue a story.

Here’s what I think.

I believe a curio should be like our human journey.

It should come with enough character and color to establish its purpose in the room, but not so much weirdness that you think it probably should be in the attic.

 

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Coffer

Jun9

Coffer: (n) a cashbox

Old-fashioned words, at least to me, often sound creepy.

“Coffer” is one of them.

It always conjures images from Edgar Allen Poe. For those of you who don’t know who he is, he was a drug-addicted writer of macabre stories, back … really, when everybody who was a writer was drug-addicted.

For instance, I can’t think about “pit” without thinking of “pendulum.” One of his stories. And I know this–nothing good is ever going to happen at a pit. And a pendulum is certainly going to knock you over.

Meanwhile, back at coffer…

A coffer conjures the image of a wealthy man, sitting and counting his coins as the thief breaks in behind him in his study and kills him, and his eyes bulge out and he squeezes his coins and then his hand releases them and they fall to the ground. The murderer chuckles, grabs the coffer and hurries away–the style of the running steps somehow resembling a Hungarian dancer.

Maybe I should stop writing this before you get worried about me.

Let me put it this way–just in case “coffer” is creepy, I don’t have one.

I have a wallet and a bank account.

Try to make something sinister out of that.

 

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Anne, St.

Jun24

dictionary with letter A

Anne, St.: traditionally, the mother of the Virgin Mary, first mentioned in the apocryphal gospel of James.

“Hey, mom. I’m pregnant.”

These are words that the normal mother is delighted to hear if her daughter is married, well-settled and has an adequate bank account.

But when your daughter’s about fourteen years of age, unmarried and comes to you with a tale of being overshadowed by the Holy Spirit and impregnated by some sort of spiritual energy from the Cosmos, you have a dual problem.

  • First, you know she’s a liar, right?
  • Second, you’re pretty sure she’s crazy.

Now, the two are not mutually exclusive. It’s safe to say that most liars are a little crazy and a good portion of crazy folk indulge in lying. But neither prospect is pleasing to a mother who is trying to gain a sense of well-being in her later years by being proud of her daughter and future progeny.

I wish we knew more about this woman named Anne. Was she a predecessor of those who learned the secret of parenting, or did she reject her daughter and follow the path of acceptability?

Did Anne decide to make a strong stand to defend her daughter, or did she work on the funeral garment Mary would wear after the stoning?

All I can tell you is that there are three things a good parent must balance to make sure that both support and righteousness win out:

  1. My son or daughter, I love you no matter how weird you are.
  2. Can we have a conversation about what you’re going to do with this weirdness?
  3. As we arrive at a conclusion, I will stand by you no matter what.

Yes, parenting is a great balance between accepting choices and challenging your child to better results. If you tip one way or another, you create a mediocre or an angry offspring.

It’s safe to assume that if St. Anne was really the mother of Mary, who was the mother of Jesus, that she must have done something right.

And if the only thing you ever do right in your life is to make sure that you do not single-handedly screw up your kids … you’ve had a pretty damn good journey.

 

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Afford

Oct22

Words from Dic(tionary)

dictionary with letter AAfford: (v) can/could have enough money to pay for

It was not a good sound.

Reaching to touch the switch on my power window, I heard a grinding crunch instead of a glorious swish. After that, my power window stopped working. Well, at least the window wouldn’t go up and down, which meant that it was caught between closure and the position one might use on a hot summer afternoon in July.

Unfortunately, it was not July. It was October in Pennsylvania, where “no breeze” was welcome.

The first thing that came to my mind was I don’t want a broken window. The second thing was I’m pissed off because my window’s broken.

Which led to the normal third human assessment: I can’t afford this.

Now you see–my conclusion was correct. The repair on such an apparatus is always expensive because … well, because they’ve decided it can be. It was in that moment that I came to a divine revelation–life is really about transforming our first thoughts into better thoughts.

If the first inkling is “why me?” life will be more than willing to explain in vivid detail the neglect which led to the interruption and will also provide many other examples before you have the chance to recover from the initial trauma.

There is a wise thought which should enter our minds when we are suddenly affronted by reality. It is in two parts:

  1. What have I got?
  2. What can I legitimately do?

Blended together, they form the inspired interrogative: what can I afford?

The truth was, I could not afford to fix my window to complete satisfaction, but I could afford to have somebody open up the door, get the window back in the closed position, tie it up and live without a power window. Is it ideal?

No–which is perfect, considering the fact that I’m not ideal.

An inventory of who I am is the subtotal of my talent, invaded by mishap, with a bit of humility, demonstrated to my Creator, allowing for His grace.

I like the mixture.

  • If you don’t, you will probably find yourself complaining more than praising.
  • And if you don’t, you will probably miss the opportunity to do something great because you’re busy lamenting the loss of something lesser.

Poverty is not a certain number at the bottom line of the bank account. Rather, it is a dark place in our beings, where we begin to believe that what we have … is just never enough.

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