Words from Dic(tionary)
by J. R. Practix
Acrid: (adj.) an irritatingly strong and unpleasant taste or smell
I guess we universally say something isn’t to our taste, but I’ve never heard anyone say it’s not to their smell.
Am I right?
So is it possible that folks who love jalapenos and maybe will even eat grasshoppers, still universally despise the smell of crap?
For there ARE cultures which devour things that we would never eat, but I’ve never seen any place in the world where certain odors are tolerated.
(Well, take that back. There is the Midwest, where people drive into their small towns and seem to accept the air of cow manure permeating the surroundings. But even there, if you look deeply into their eyes, most of them seem to reflect a wish that the cows would poop elsewhere…)
And there ARE certain things we will tolerate and eat and not call them “acrid” because we’re trying to impress. For instance, I have never been a drinker of alcohol. Yet if I’m in Wisconsin and someone offers me a beer they’ve made in their basement (which, by the way, SHOULD be frightening enough) I feel compelled to take a drink and somehow or another come up with an approving phrase about the liqueur. They usually know very quickly that I don’t know what I’m talking about, but ignore that in deference to my politeness.
I remember the first time I was out on a date with a girl, very early in my years, and I realized that she was willing to kiss me–repeatedly. But in the process of receiving THAT very pleasant experience, I had to reconnoiter her breath, which was a bit … acrid.
I was torn. Two sensations tugging at my soul–the pleasure of appreciating a woman’s lips and a revulsion in my gut which was suggesting we move further away from the attacking stench.
It is amazing what we will accept if we feel the results are to our benefit.
I was watching a show last night on TV. Young women were trying to lose weight by drinking green, slimy slushes to trim off the pounds. What struck me was that these lovely ladies will probably not want to drink this concoction the rest of their lives, and that we as a human race, have not found a way to produce good-tasting food that doesn’t kill us.
- Why can’t we have peanut butter that’s low in calories?
- Why not a beef steak that has the nutrition of broccoli?
This might be more beneficial than curing cancer. But we’re going to continue to eat and smell acrid things and pretend they’re good for us, knowing that in a moment of slight weakness, we will run away.
Acrid is NOT in the eye, the taste buds, nor the nose of the beholder. It’s pretty universal.
I guess it’s just the common conclusion to almost everything.
Some people just lie better.